Why has no one made the obvious comparison? Oudin is a poor man's Rocky Balboa. She has a classically diminutive stature, a family that looks like they've had zero PR coaching (see: Paulie), and a hometown that adores her.
Not good enough? She's played against vastly superior Russians and proverbially chopped them down (see: Ivan Drago). She comes close to losing every match (see: every bout Rocky has ever fought). She's won over crowds in every tournament she's played (see: "Suddenly Moscow is pro Rocky"). And finally, her basic strategy is to keep taking punches to tire her opponent out (see: "what's he doing?" "he's winning!") Yes, this could also be Simpson v Tatum, but let's not veer off topic here.
The final nail in the Apollo Creed coffin... Oudin talks like a mentally handicapped teenager. Remind you of any fictitious Italian boxers?
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I only buy this comparison if Serena comes out for the final in an American flag top hat
i must break you
jj, i think this article deserves a post from the turbanator
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/06/business/06insurance.html?_r=1&hp
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